Thursday, June 24, 2004

Shoulda bought a hat, Ray 



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Click on Frankie, then Click the "Next Cat" icon and prepare to have your brain shoot out of the top of your skull.

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Nice.
In Detroit when a fight breaks out Nine People get Shot.
In Japan when a fight breaks out This guy bonks a girl on the head with a piece of paper.
Rock Paper Scissors has never been more exciting.

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Entertaining AMG Biographies:

            Dave Serra
Mark Deming
      Joslyn Layne
            Andy Kellman
      Sharky LeDonk dictator of data processing
   Aaron Latham
            Sean Westergaard
            Tim Sendra
      John Bush
      Johnny Loftus
         Me
and Jason Birchmeier

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David Sedaris is coming to The Michigan Theater.
Thursday April 14th, Two Thousand and Fucking Five.
Line up now, dorks. I'll see you in line.

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interesting article about a piece of software that is supposedly transferred to your machine when you put the new beastie boys cd in.
"and if you don't like it then hey fuck you"


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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on
sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He
walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything
different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
"Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

Furious, Ray yells,
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

To which Bessie replies,
"Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

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