Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Pranks, tricks, and what-not 

Wow. What a terrific list.
RetroCrush has put together a list of the THE 50 COOLEST SONG PARTS in popular music.

"Fight for Your Right to Party":
That opening, Buh-bowwwwwwwwwww with the bass turned up, that drifts into an electronic hum, and the high pitched "KICK IT" that follows is just great rock and roll.

"You Can Call Me Al":
There's this one bass guitar lick near the end...It's flat-out funk that hits you at the spine and makes your whole body shake.

"One Step Beyond":
"One of my all time favourite song parts is the sax intro following the opening lyrics in this song by Madness."
I agree, this ska classic makes you want to shake those elbows and dance like an asshole instantly.


Hilarious prank call using Lumbergh from Office Space's "Um...Yeah..." and "Right..."s.
"We're gonna need you to come in on Sunday...MMkay?"


Some people have seen the Top Ten Worst Album Covers of All Time.
Some may have not seen them yet.


                                   best hip-hop album cover ever.


This mom is Selling Her Kid's Playstation on Ebay.
While at first I was kind of ho-hum about this, the story she provides about how shitty her brat is makes me think about bidding...


Things to do during the next meeting:

Leave the room walking quickly while holding your crotch.

When refreshments are presented, immediately distribute one cookie to each of the attendees,
then systematically smash each one with your fist in front of them.

Chew Tobacco (and spit regularly)

Draw enormous genitalia on your notepad and discreetly show it to the person next to you for their approval.

If you are fluent in another language, answer all questions in that language.
(with a straight face, expecting the other person understands you)

Wear a hands free phone headset throughout and once in a while drift off into an unrelated conversations,
such as "I don't care if there are no dwarfs, just get the show done!"

Shave one of your forearms during the meeting.

Turn your back on the meeting and sit facing the window with your legs stretched out.
Announce that you "love this dirty little town".

Mount the desk and walk along its length before taking your seat.

Pull out a large wad of money and count it demonstratively.

Use a large hunting knife as a pointer for your visual aids.

Announce that you've run off some copies of the meeting agenda.
Then hand out pieces of paper that read:
1. Trample the weak
2. Triumph Alone
3. Invade Poland
Re-collect them sheepishly and ask everyone to pretend they haven't seen them.

When referring to someone in the room, always call them your "homey" or "dawg."

Leave long pauses in your speech at random moments.
When someone is compelled to interject, shout "I AM NOT FINISHED!!!"

Lean over in your chair, get a pained look on your face and let out a loud fart.
Then go back to the meeting as if nothing happened.

Come into the meeting late, storm right up to the facilitator of the meeting,
and with your finger pointed in their face, and with your best Heather Locklear/Melrose Place voice say
"This is my Ad Agency and if you don't like it, you can go to HELL".
And then storm out.
(This is especially effective if you slap the facilitator of the meeting across the face first.)

When your boss suggests a new idea, yell out incredulously "Are you on CRACK???"

Come into the meeting late, apologize for your tardiness and then go stand in the corner.

Refer to everyone by their nicknames...
ie William= Billy,
Thomas =Tommy,
James = Jimmy, and so forth

Ask the guys if they've seen the tits on the new receptionist.
(This is especially effective if you are female).

Apologize for your tardiness, explain that you were out last night spending all your money on pussy and beer.
(Again, especially effective if you are female).

Take off a shoe and sock, and clip your toenails.

Put your hand on the knee of the person next to you and rub seductively.

Do an armpit/BO test while giving your presentation.

Every once in a while, when its quiet......Meow


Now there's some Awful Plastic Surgery!


That is NOT our Dawn!
Warning: boobies.


Thanks Lee
Thanks David
Thanks Daily Column
Thanks ThatsJustNotRight.com

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