Friday, January 28, 2005
Matt Tobey has at long last published his "The 500 Best Songs Ever!" list, compiled from the hearts and ears of many AMG employees, other funny guys and assorted folks that I don't know but have great taste in music.
In all honesty, I don't know that I've ever seen a list that I respect as much as this. There are the weird songs that you thought only you liked like "Buick City Complex" by the Old 97s, "Ana Ng" by They Might Be Giants, "You Were Right" by Built to Spill, and any list that has The Police's "So Lonely" at the #40 spot is right on in my book.
Possibly the coolest/geekiest thing ever!
The entire Star Wars Episode IV in ascii
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Two great Spams:
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It went on to talk about Viagra I think, but the subject line was the awesome part.
Sent: Friday, January 28, 2005 3:47 AM
Subject: Heyyy, sweetheart
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P.S. it's me Megan
I dunno, the "Sack of shit husband" part was the real grabber...
For some reason Debbie Gibson thinks people want to see her take her clothes off for Playboy.
Maybe in 1985, maybe not so much in 2005...(ok I guess she woulda only been 15 in 1985, but 1985 is funnier than 1987.)
And look what great posing in Playboy did for Tiffany! What's that? It didn't do anything for Tiffany? Oh ok...my bad.
Here is a picture of the truck owned by the dumbest person in the world.
Although it is missing a sticker of Calvin peeing on something...
Keep looking at the picture, and you'll see a giraffe.