Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Oh Lucille 

With all the talk about Keith Richards snorting his father up his nose,
the Stones News that has been sorely neglected is the release of the Bill Wyman Metal Detector.


Scientifically engineered to find your car keys under the bed of a teenaged girl.


Some very clever fake e-mails from the inbox of Nardo Pace, The Empire's Worst Engineer:

Subject breathing device too fuckin LOUD
From Lord Vader <xVaDeRx@empiremail.com>
Date A Long Time Ago 12:20 AM
To Nardo Pace <npace@empiremail.com>

yo hey i still dont understand whats going on with this thing

can u put a knob on my breather apperatis so i can
turn down the volume when im in the library or sneakin up on maintenence droids?
why did u put a speaker on this thing in the first place lol


Porchsleeper covering The Replacements' "Can't Hardly Wait" at the Blowout this year.

Beercore Motherfucker!


Pretty great YouTube video of the guys from The Turtles explaining how they got screwed by an elaborate series of band managers throughout the years.
These are middle-aged hippy musician turtles, not teenaged mutant ninja turtles, just so you know going in.


Optimus Prime's Blockbuster Account:

More than meets the eye


Jimmy Kimmel on Star Wars Postage Stamps:

"The U.S. Postal Service is getting ready to introduce a new set of Star Wars-themed stamps. The plan is in May they're going to issue a really cool set of Star Wars stamps, then in 15 years, when the technology has advanced enough to make them, they'll release a second set of Star Wars stamps that really suck."


I can't tell if this is real or not, but New Balance has designed a pair of Joy Division sneakers.

Dead Soles

If it is real, I can't tell if it is cool or lame.


Funny-ish clip of a news anchor falling asleep during the weather report.
No offense jazz fusion fans, but I always fall asleep during Weather Report.


I just caught the Car Wash Scene from Cool Hand Luke on AMC.

so awesome.


Thanks David
Thanks Chris
Thanks Goody
Thanks Brian
Thanks Jamnes
Thanks Ayman

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