Friday, May 21, 2004
Britney Condi Johnny Jerry Dick (Chopper Girl)
Came home today and a huge tree limb had fallen and pulled the power lines off of our house.
That made me think of a G.I. Joe cartoon.
"Ooooh...Mr. body massage machine...mmmm...mmmm hmmm"
More great ones (with descriptions) Here.
OK, I may be getting old, or at least not as street as I used to be, but I honestly can't tell if Chopper Girl is kidding or not...
Former Tower employees may remember Brett Lyman who was a goofy kid with thick glasses and a shag haircut and was really into indie rock. Anyhoo, he's now in a band called Measles Mumps Rubella on Troubleman Unlimited Records.
The only thingI really remember about him was that he would always say "I'll be checkin' a brutha like you later on!"
I had (and have) no idea what that meant.
Hey...does anybody remember back when Britney Spears was sorta cute in that "confused stripper-next-door's little sister" kinda way?
Jeez M. Crow, what has happened to that poor girl?
It looks like Homer had the makeup gun set to "whore" ...or maybe "clown."
Speaking of terrible, PBS is exploring exactly when the Music Industry Jumped The Shark.
Thursday May 27th.
Johnny Cash Auction in September.
Start savin' now.
Somebody smart has to explain to me how they do This:
How does that little man get on my computer screen and push my window around?
Will he be my friend?
Lee says "Might want to keep your eye here for bootlegs/mash ups"
Featured now: a pretty spectacular and haunting mash-up of Radiohead's "Karma Police" and the Beatles "A Day In the Life."
Everybody run! Condi Rice is ANGRY!
I also heard she eats babies.
Know who else is scary?
Dick Cheney.
Know who's awesome?
Bill Fucking Wyman.
Free things to do when you're Bored.
Thanks Chris
Thanks Sean
Thanks Kelly
Thanks Ryan
Thanks Lee
Thanks Dadid
Thanks Daily Column
Thanks John's Crawlspace
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