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News Flash:

Porchsleeper
The Riots
and
The Paybacks

Next Friday :: April Fools Day
at
The Blind Pig

So Be There, Fools!

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State plays Duke :: Tied at the half!!!

      
Lee Isles                                          Paul Davis
First cousins

No foolin'

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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
The Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS"

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Brilliant! Meet Clocky.
"Clocky is a clock for people who have trouble getting out of bed. When the snooze bar is pressed, Clocky rolls off the table and finds a hiding spot, a new one every day."

Basically it looks like an alarm clock that humped a remote-controlled car inside a teddy bear.

Beep Beep Beep!
-click-
Vroom!

Beep Beep Beep!
"Where the hell is that thing?!?"

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Anybody else think that this logo for a pediatric center is a little creepy?
Or maybe really creepy?

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Some people have a lot of time on their hands. This kooky German has made a whole site of Maude Flanders in Heaven fan art...
"I was at Bible camp learning to be more judgemental."

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oh, my new Wallpaper.
Also available in this more rational size

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Happy Easter!!!!

Sorry if that's offensive.
Also sorry if you saw an image that was not a rabbit by the side of the road.
Not (really) my fault.

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Thanks DontLinkThis
Thanks Earl
Thanks Kelly
Thanks Lee
Thanks Bill Hicks

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