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WHOA! DataWHAT?!? It looks as though many (all?) Xerox and Hewlett-Packard color printers are coded to print out the time and date that you printed out the document and the serial number of your printer in tiny yellow dots onto every document you print out. "[An] article quoted a senior researcher at Xerox Corp. as saying the dots contain information useful to law-enforcement authorities, a secret digital "license tag" for tracking down criminals." Creepy...
Images and decoder ring here

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Here's a terrific collection of video clips of people hiding in closets and trash cans jumping out to scare people, complete with the humorous surprised faces and expressions.
The guy who pops the balloon is my favorite.

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An entire website devoted to photos of people flipping off Hummers.
Not actually solving anything, but still funny.

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Porchsleeper Rock Show

Plus the awesomeness of Speakerphone and the triumphant return of Flatfoot.

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Wanna never sleep again? Watch this National Geographic video of Japanese giant hornets. "The voracious predator pumps out a dose of venom with an enzyme so strong it can dissolve human tissue. Just a handful of these hornets can kill 30,000 European honeybees within hours."
The video does that awesome super-slo-mo-wings-beating thing...I'm a sucker for that.

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The Guide to Deciphering Club Wear
Excessively low-cut necklines
Look at my boobs- aren’t they great? I am insecure about the rest of my body, which is most likely chubby, flabby, gawky, bony, scarred, or severely burned. I am trying to help you out here, buddy. See, when your friends ask you what the fuck you were thinking when you thought it would be a good idea to nail me in the back of your Honda, you can just say, “Dude, did you see that rack?”

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Awesome Da Vinci Homer ink pens.
FOR A LIMITED TIME, BUY THE FOUNTAIN PEN AND ROLLERBALL FOR $175--A $240 VALUE.

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