Friday, March 18, 2005
Horrific list of "The 30 hottest things you can say to a naked woman" according to Men's Health magazine.
10. "I'll get the light."
Spectacular list of "The 30 least hot follow-ups to the 30 hottest things you can say to a naked woman" according to Defective Yeti.
10. "I'll get the light sabers, you get the tickets to Revenge Of The Sith."
A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says,"Yeah, well, you started it."
Dictionary of Hobo Slang!!!
Huh..I woulda thought a "Biscuit Shooter" was something totally different.
Monty Python musical Spamalot info released:
Hank Azaria, Tim Curry, and Davis Hyde Pierce? With book by Eric Idle? Oughtta be quite good.
Uh... "Insert appropriate Monty Python quote here."
Do you love our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and blow jobs, but have trouble reconciling the two?
This document entitled "Oral Sex in Accordance with God's Will" may have just the answers you're looking for.
hee hee..."His Fruit Was Sweet to My Taste"
GoodyPost is consistantly bringing the inneresting images.
Sigh, Miss Scarlett...