Wednesday, December 26, 2007

2007? More like Two-Thousand-Heaven if you ask me. 

Best Junk from 2007:

Hank the Tank
He's getting to the point now where he laughs to himself every time he farts and he gives awesome hi-fives (and not like some kids who keep pounding your hand as long as you leave it out there...he just hits it once and quits), so our social experiment that is parenting is going well.

Best girl around, several years running, now with improved Second Degree Black Belt Grip.

Seeing The Hold Steady at the Magic Stick.
Almost made me believe in rock and roll again...almost.

Getting 33% off at Borders.
Membership has its privileges.

My New Flat-Panel TV
Best anniversary present evar. Totally unexpected.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Comics
I like the fact that they're calling the comics "Season 8" like it is what the TV series would be if it continued...not like some "Alternate reality" or series of flashbacks or anything.

Steve and Angie doin' it right.
Seven of you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Creamy peanut butter on farmhouse white bread and skim milk out of a paper cup.
Something about this combo really works for me.

Going in for one night to do backup vocals on Porchsleeper's EP "So Much More than This"
All of my favorite things about being in a band with none of the equipment lugging!

My Motorola Q phone.
This is the first "smartphone" that I've had, and the ability to do Google searches at the dinner table has never been easier!

Crikey's Shepherd's Pie
In your frozen food section.

My freakish obsession with Futura.
There was like a monthlong period where I saw this font several times a day, every day.

My teen-like obsession with the Beatles song "What You're Doing"
Completely overwhelming for like three weeks.

Cali pals Jen & Kelly had a baby and then moved back to Michigan.
...Or should I say moved back to Michigan and then had the housing rug pulled out from under them. Hang in there. Everything worthwhile is difficult.

Garden Vegetable cream cheese on an "Everything" bagel.
Total Flavor Overload.

The book Net Blogs and Rock 'n' Roll by David Jennings.
Featuring jacket quote by yours truly.

The project I've been working on was mentioned in "Q" magazine
"Impressively Slick"

Teh Intarwebs

The website Me*dia*or
A catch-all site for music and technology news. Indespensible for my daily activities.

Amazon's MP3 Store
Cheap. Good quality. Decent selection. DRM-free. Somebody's paying attention.

The blog The Comics Curmudgeon.
Finally somebody who lovehates the daily newspaper comics as much as I do! It takes a couple posts to get the lingo down ("FooB" is "For Better or for Worse") but once inside, you can marvel at the snarky awesomeness. Here is a good place to start.)

Similarly Marmaduke Explained held a place in my heart this year.

Google Reader
And in particular, their "Recommendations" functionality. Very well done.

Pandora Classical
Very nicely done.

Seeqpod's music search
The first place I look when trying to find a song online.

SkreemR's music search
The second place I look when trying to find a song online.

Songza's music search
The third place I look when trying to find a song online.

O I see what you did there

Rick Rollin' in '07
If you have to ask, just wait...

Spam from MEGA_DIK
"Cuties always whizgiggled at me and even men did in the civil lavatory!
Well, now I smil at them, because I took M_E GA D IK
for 4 months and now my shaft is badly more than national. realize"

"Miss Teen South Carolina"

"Dramatic Chipmunk"

"Hoogie Boogie Land"

Snoop Dogg's olde skoole "Sensual Seduction" Video

"Dick in a Box"

"The Landlord"

"Eff You Baltimore"

"Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"

"Chocolate Rain"

"Star Wars Trumpet"



Wilco - Sky Blue Sky
I read somewhere that after the past couple of Wilco aural freakout explorations, Jeff Tweedy wanted to write little songs that you could put in your pocket and take with you. I like that. I wanted him to do that too.
Listen here:

Band of Horses - Cease to Begin
Like glue in my head. Every single song. Thanks Derek.
Listen here:

Amy Winehouse - Back to Black
I like the fact that she's a total wreck. Like "probably likely to die soon" kind of a wreck. It's very rock and roll.
Listen Here:

Neil Young - Live at Massey Hall 1971
A terrifically casual, transcendent and Canadian Neil Young performance recorded right before Harvest came out.
Listen Here:

The Hold Steady - Almost Killed Me and Separation Sunday
2007 2007
Like a boner I never really got into their first two albums until this year. This was one of those experiences where I listened to the new album to death wishing that there were more songs I could consume. Then a light bulb went on and I said "waitaminnit!" and then dove into an orgy of those first two albums all summer long.
Listen to the last two MP3s Here:

Silversun Pickups - Carnavas
In the early hours of waking up and feeding my kid, I realized that MTV actually plays music videos early in the morning. The awkward shuffling and posing of the kids in the video for Lazy Eye tells just as much as the music does, and awesomely the whole album is just as good as the single.
Listen Here:

Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Raising Sand
Is this a country record? A bluegrass record? a heavy metal record? A folk record? Maybe. It is ultimately soothing and charming. Both of these artists could've gone over the top, but it all ends up casual and feeling like a rocking chair on a frayed oriental rug over a wood floor. Thanks Bob.
Listen to "Please Read the Letter" Here:

Great Lakes Myth Society - Compass Rose Bouquet
A GLMS record in the Spring and not the Autumn? I was skeptical but it totally worked and became the soundtrack for my summer.
Listen Here:

Sloan - Never Hear the End of It
A weird mishmash of half-songs and pop opuses. I wish the song "I Understand" was playing every time I open my front door for a walk.
Listen to other songs from the album Here:

Iron & Wine - The Shepherd's Dog
Shamefully I listened to this for free online for one day straight to the point where I could sing a lot of the words, fell in love with the album, and promptly forgot about it. I need to remedy that. So do you.
Listen to the whole album for free online Here:

Porchsleeper - So Much More Than This [EP]
Failed relationships and Alcohol. Technically coming out in 2008, but since I know a guy on the inside I got to hear it early. Thanks Kevin and Eric.
Listen Here:

Radiohead - In Rainbows
A lot of noise was made about how they chose to release this album but relatively little notice was taken of the solid music available in those downloads.
Listen Here: and other places online.

Jason Isbell - Sirens of the Ditch
My first-ever digital purchase from the Amazon MP3 Store. Turns out I'm more of a Jason Isbell guy than a Patterson Hood guy. Whooda figured?
Listen Here:

Seu Jorge - The Life Aquatic Studio Sessions
This came out 1.5 million years ago, and I liked the tunes in The Life Aquatic, but the album as a whole really cooled me out this year. Thanks PJ.
Listen to "Rebel Rebel" Here:

Hard Lessons - 'See & Be Scene"
Why weren't these kids on The Next Great American Band?

Lily Allen - "Smile" and "LDN".
The rest of the album got a little dull for me.


30 Rock
I had high hopes for the show last year, but the initial shows were a little flat, but this year they cranked it up to funny. ICU81MI? Hilarious!

Not life-changing by any means, but it has a terrified but heroic nerd, a cute girl in a weiner haus uniform, Adam Baldwin from Firefly essentially playing Jayne again, plus the theme song ["Short Skirt-Long Jacket" by Cake] causes my kid to dance uncontrollably.

The Office
Still again. Awaiting the inevitable decline when Pam and Jim experience romantic turmoil...

America's Funniest Home Videos
Tivo makes this hour-long show into the funniest 26 minutes on television. The fact that they have a contest in which audience members guess whether somebody will be hit in the "Head, Gut or Groin" makes this the quintessential American experience. Plus it's run by somebody called "Vin Di Bona" which is one of the funniest names since "Julie Dick-Fudge."

The Cinema:

Like a comic book but with CGI instead of drawings.

The Simpsons Movie
Like the TV show I watch for free, only I paid money for it! It seriously did not disappoint which was all I was hoping for.

Children of Men
Soooo funny. Like the scene where's she's pregnant and all of those things keep happening to the hairy guy?...Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Knocked Up
Soooo funny. Like the scene where's she's pregnant and all of those things keep happening to the hairy guy? Hilarious! Plus it had a lot of Katherine Heigl in it who is a babe.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
My favorite of the Harry Potter books, and the film version was a solid interpretation.

The Bourne Ultimatum
Bang! Zoom! Kerpow! What just happened? Oh, that guy just got his ass kicked in the shower!

American Gangster
From the cars to the beer cans to the cigarette packs...everything was spot-on. Plus it contained the best use of Bobby Womack's "Across 110th Street" since the movie Across 110th Street.

The Blade Runner and Twin Peaks boxed sets.
finally. My only complaint is that five discs of Blade Runner is not nearly enough.

Book Learnin':

Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows by That British Lady
A really nice finish. Dark, mature and epic. Well played. And man oh man did a lot of characters die. Nice work British lady.

The Tender Bar by J.R. Moehringer
A boy doesn't have a father so he grows up in a bar. Lots of goofy characters and really well-captured snapshots.

Paul Has a Summer Job by Michel Rabagliati
Very cute graphic novel.

Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen
Give me a book about carnies and circus life and I'm a happy reader.

The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
Probably the best romance novel about time travel and seducing 13 year old girls I've ever read. One of the top 5 at least.

Bad Juju

My Dad had cancer. Christ did that suck.
He is better now. Thanks for asking.

Stoopid Wolfie Van Halen.

Dave Below is no longer two cubicles away from me.

A pal of mine has a blog that she doesn't post to anymore.
I still e-mail her, which is cool, but not the same as getting those little snapshots of her day.

Junkiness also burned out like the planet that isn't Pluto.
So long, Uncle Junky.

2G1C = WTF + Yuck

Much like Martin Luther King, I had a really fucked up dream this year.
The chickens are taking all of the good air

My father-In-law had Heart surgery.
He is better now. Thanks for asking.

My work got really kooky and busy.
It seems to be getting better now.

My bro-ham and I have a really cool idea that would totally change the world and we've laid the groundwork for it but just can't seem to pull the last little (big) pieces together.
It's like it's right there...just right there...but we still can't find time to bang it out. So that's a drag.

I hate to say it, but Firefox.
It seems to crash literally five or six times every session I use it. I hate to say it, but I may need to become an IE user just so I can get my shit done.

R.I.P. Shaky Jake
"On the move"

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Thursday, December 20, 2007


Stolen wholesale from BoingBoing:


The postcard from a 12 year old TV show is the real kicker.


Thanks BoingBoing

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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Tastes more like The Mussels From Brussels 

If by chance you run out of Gin halfway through mixing your drink and notice that you still have an airplane bottle of Hot Damn laying around and then you decide "Well, I'll just mix them together" and then you decide to call it a "Gin Claude Van Damn"...

Just stop. It won't taste good and you'll drink it anyway.

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Movin' & Shakin' 

Sorry, but I've been busy. I'm now a part of this group called the Imagination Movers where I dance around, wear a cowboy hat, call myself "Smitty" and apparently hold up the number "7"

It takes up a lot of my time.


Thanks K

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

You know... 


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