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Check out these awesome new album covers for Van Halen I and
Women and Children First as seen on Van-Halen.com!



Notice that in the bottom left corner of the Van Halen I cover, bassist Michael Anthony has been airbrushed out and replaced by a blurry photo of new bassist Wolfgang Van Halen. Also notice that the awesome photo of the fellers leaning on each other in drunken solidarity on Women and Children First has been replaced by a muted green cover with white lettering.

The originals:



I, for one, think it is a shame that they put all of that work into "re-imagining" the first album cover but not Women and Children First, so I went ahead and photoshopped that one for them as well:



stupid fucks

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I was recently invited to be "Friends" with RICH NAZ 734-213-7034 SALES on MySpace, and so I went to his page, and it is an ALL-CAPS assault trying to get me to buy cars at SESI LINCOLN MERCURY VOLVO here in Michigan.

His blog from last Friday:
ZERO PERCENT FINANCING ON LINCOLN'S AND MERCURY'S
CALL RICH NASZRADI 734-213-7034 DIRECT SALES

"About me:"
PLEASE CALL OR EMAIL RICH NASZRADI FOR THE BEST DEALS ON ALL YOUR NEW LINCOLN,MERCURY OR VOLVO CARS.USED CARS ARE AVAILABLE AT OR BELOW MARKET VALUES.CALL DIRECT AT 734-213-7034 AND EMAIL TODAY NAZCAR2424@YAHOO.COM

"Who I'd like to meet:"
Special 2007 Lincoln MKZ "Best Premium-Priced Car Interior of the Year" Award Sign and Drive* Lease Special $0 Down Payment New 3.5L 263-hp V6 $0 First Month Payment Seat Mounted Side Airbags $0 Security Deposit Inflatable Side Curtain $324* per month Available All-Wheel Drive $0* Due at Lease Signing

Favorite Television:
ANY SESI COMMERCIAL WITH ADVERTISED SPECIALS

Favorite Books:
BROCHURES AVAILABLE FOR EVERY LINCOLN, MERCURY AND VOLVO MADE

Jesus, what a pain on the earth this guy is.

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My buddy and I were recently discussing how horribly racist, sexist and violent the comments in YouTube can get, noticing that pretty much any video that has more than three comments devolves into poorly written slurs and violent name-calling, to the point that it gets embarassing and a little scary.

This cartoon makes it funnier:



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Thanks Dan
Thanks Brian
Thanks Digg

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