Monday, May 10, 2004
masking littleness coopers mustard heather
survive liberation Banks flannels requesters
Ever wanted to see "The Shining" but only have 30 seconds to spare and Shelley Duvall's big eyeballs kinda creep you out and you'd really rather see the whole thing acted out by animated bunnies? Brother, the internet's got it: Shining_Bunnies.
Chris Holoka got all wasted one night and had me shoot 25 Roman Candles at him.
He's Asian now, by the way.
Album covers re-drawn from memory in MS Paint.
Hardcore music dorks only.
Havilland's record "Get Used to the Deuce" is all I listen to.
CD Release party at Frenchie's in Ypsi on June 12th.
Porchsleeper will try to keep up...
This is very clever...
1) Go to Google
2) Type in weapons of mass destruction (DON'T hit return)
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search"
4) Read the "error message" carefully. The WHOLE page.
Adam at bluesocks.org points out that the "List of Bar Rules" that I thought was made up by The Daily Column has appeared elsewhere.
Nice work. There's only one thing we're looking for: Data Integrity in 2004.
wouldn't it be nice if spam subtext was honest?
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