Tuesday, May 18, 2004
John Kerry's daughter Alexandra has made a poor choice in what to wear at the Cannes Film Festival.
Heh heh, "Cannes"
The first rule of Nerd Club:
Do not email anyone about Nerd Club!"
Terrible Joke from Maeve:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Pfizer Corp Announcement -
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO"
www.loriandpaul.com has some new photos with more coming soon.
The Darkness Enlist AC/DC Producer "Mutt" Lange
So sayeth Pitchfork.
Richard Buckner with special guest Jim Roll live at The Ark on Wednesday June 2nd.
Best of Christopher Walken on SNL this week; cowbell sales skyrocket
I Gotta Have More Cowbell!