Friday, May 28, 2004
Pop vs. Soda
Here's a map of who says Pop vs. Soda in the U.S. county by county.
Thanks to ePinions.com for this review of a #2 pencil.
Imagine what we would do without the internet...
I say fuck it, Let 'em go.
Maeve recommends that we try Beer Margaritas
"You and Penny should try these sometime. YUM. But take my advice... don't try 'em on a school night."
A surprisingly good medley of Radiohead songs done bluegrass-style: RodeoHead.
An unsurprisingly strange rock opera based on the movie Tron: "You're Inside The Computer Now"
A terrifyingly in-depth Map of Springfield.
Heh heh, "Crazy Vlaclav's Place of Automobiles."
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and rinse."
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
I'm sorry, are these from a movie?
Or is Scarlet Johansson just that mind-crushingly beautiful every day?
Scarlett Johansson photos
Thanks Daily Column