Thursday, May 20, 2004
Poor Wesley...
Spam Zen
alarms papoose Bimini regiments flopping
situation Gunnar ultimately matcher disturb
popularity informally Politburo horror chunk
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Another list of Funny Band Names.
The Goonies 2 is in talks and may be filming at some point in the distant future.
EARL'S TRUE-ISMS
I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?" She hit me.
I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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Remember the car that cut the cat's head off in the sunroof?
Aaron found a car that hates pigeons.
A quick movie of two Chinese guys discussing Kill Bill when one guy's DVD starts skipping.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin had a baby girl: Apple Blythe Alison Martin.
Think Coldplay is really pushing for some kind of iTunes tie-in?
Thanks Aaron
Thanks Dan
Thanks Earl
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