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In the photo you will see a label from a lap top bag,
which is made by a small American company.
The label is in French.
The translation is below:

Wash with warm water
Use mild soap
Dry flat
Do not use bleach
Do not dry in the dryer
Do not iron
We are sorry that Our President is an idiot
We did not vote for him.

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I really like how loose the toilet seat in the handicapped stall of the men's room is.
It's like riding the mechanical bull at Gilley's,
You never know when you're gonna be thrown off.

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New Favorite Review:

Nesak international's Exotic Sex Classical Music features what sounds like two fully clothed drunk people trying to keep a straight face while simulating sex over well-known classical pieces. "Romeo & Juliet" finds the male counterpart seemingly alone and entertaining himself with naughty talk, while "Pathetique" features the female explaining to a similar phantom lover that she would prefer "to do it over and over again." "Danse Boheme" from Carmen requires considerable more attention, as the lovers appear to be either eating, cleaning out desk drawers in a frantic search for a condom, or frustrated at another failed attempt to install blinds. By the time the couple reach Pachelbel's "Canon," their love for each other has become unbearable, leaving little time for small talk. The record climaxes with Ravel's "Bolero." — James Christopher Monger

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mmmm...Maria Sharapova



I guess she plays tennis or something...

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Next Harry Potter book to be called "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
Hey, it beats "Attack of the Clones"

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Anyone else remember Sauza Diablo?
Looks like it's been Discontinued.

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Thanks Maeve
Thanks Whatevs.org
Thanks David

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