Thursday, July 08, 2004
Put in a $50 bid, and you've got a chance of owning proof that the NY Post is not a newspaper, just a glamorized, under-researched tabloid. However, they thorougly redeem themselves from any hard feelings by utilizing the fine space of Page Six to report that Cameron Diaz "gets downright kinky in a steamy S&M video that shows Hollywood's highest-paid actress posing topless and "walking" a leather-masked man like a dog."
Rock. Paper. Sadaam.
Back in the 70's, Lester Bangs said rock n' roll was dead.
And he was right.
Except in Oslo, where it lives breathes and breeds.
**make sure your boss isn't behind you for this one. oh wait, i just posted on his blog. see you in the unemployment line.
Kangaroos have had enough in Australia.
Imagine what they'd do if W. Bush was their prez.
Which Way Do You Bat? Consider the Clay Way.
"If you want to shoot a duck, you've got to think like a duck." Now come on, yo, there's nothing absurd about this invention.
Revealed! Brit Brit is really just a 4th cousin of Iggy and lives in a sleazy Ypsi trailor park!
Thanks Big Matt