Thursday, July 08, 2004

Newswhores, and Just Plain Whores 


Put in a $50 bid, and you've got a chance of owning proof that the NY Post is not a newspaper, just a glamorized, under-researched tabloid. However, they thorougly redeem themselves from any hard feelings by utilizing the fine space of Page Six to report that Cameron Diaz "gets downright kinky in a steamy S&M video that shows Hollywood's highest-paid actress posing topless and "walking" a leather-masked man like a dog."

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Rock. Paper. Sadaam.

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Back in the 70's, Lester Bangs said rock n' roll was dead.
And he was right.
Except in Oslo, where it lives breathes and breeds.
**make sure your boss isn't behind you for this one. oh wait, i just posted on his blog. see you in the unemployment line.

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Kangaroos have had enough in Australia.
Imagine what they'd do if W. Bush was their prez.

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Which Way Do You Bat? Consider the Clay Way.

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"If you want to shoot a duck, you've got to think like a duck." Now come on, yo, there's nothing absurd about this invention.
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where's walmart?
Revealed! Brit Brit is really just a 4th cousin of Iggy and lives in a sleazy Ypsi trailor park!

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Thanks Dave
Thanks Big Matt
Thanks Stereogum


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