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Photographic proof that Cassettes are better than iPods
Take That, Steve Jobs.

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Here's the Ralph Wiggum Soundboard.
"Miss Hoover, Which one's Oral?"

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A Spider-Man action figure reviews crayons.
Actually more entertaining than it sounds.

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here's avril lavigne dancing like mc hammer

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From Luna's 2002 Tour Diary:

May 29. Cincinnati Southgate House

Sean and I got up at 7:30 a.m. to drive ahead to a radio station in Cincinnati. I took half a sleeping pill but it didn't work, and I just ended up jumbling my consonants and getting grumpy. We visited a great guitar store called Mike's Music. Great but expensive. We didn't buy anything.

Southgate House is part of a mansion that belonged to General Thompson, inventor of the Tommy Gun. It's just across the river in Newport, KY. I believe you have to cross the river if you want to purchase a pornographic magazine. Cincinnati is like that. I remember playing a gig with Galaxie 500 at the Top Hat in Newport, KY back on our first ever tour. We stayed that night with the local soundman, whose name was "Uncle" Dave Lewis. He was a lovely and eccentric guy, kept us up late showing us old silent cartoons and talking about Charles Manson. Damon and Naomi were a little worried about it.

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Jokes are funny:

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.

My girlfriend?
She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Ha! If you look at the "Band Buzz" page on MotorcityRocks.com long enough, you'll see a picture of me!

First Kid Rock, then The Nuge, then me...

I'm the one who looks unlike every single other person on the site.

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Everybody who has driven on I-75 knows how funny GetOffOnBigBeaver.com is.

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Thanks Goody
Thanks Dadid
Thanks Earl
Thanks Ryan

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