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This is a slick little site: It presents the 86,800 most frequently used English words, ranked in order of commonality.



If you were interested, the word "Porn" is only used slightly more often than the words "Convict" and "Templeton"

(although I have no idea what "Templeton" means...wasn't he the butler they had for a while on Diff'rent Strokes?)

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Follow Up:
The Smoking Gun sinks its teeth into that semen-squirting dentist.
Perv.

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Anyone mature will not think this is funny, but here is an Automatic Flattery Machine.
Actually only funny if you put in words like Poopy, Super Pants, or Sitzpinkler.


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Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream" was stolen yesterday from a museum in Norway.


This is a photo of the museum curator when he was told the news.

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G.W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, Not a word
was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for
fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Bush in his
chair reached for the aftershave. Bush was quick to stop him saying,
"No thanks, my wife Laura will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Kerry and said, "How about you?" Kerry replied,
"Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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Just finished: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon (240 pp, hardcover)
Told from the perspective of a 15-year-old boy with autism who is trying to solve the murder of a neighborhood dog.
Kinda like Rainman without the Wapner.

Quite good.

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New process makes alcohol breathable, thereby removing the dehydration factor in hangovers..


Chug! Chug! uh, I mean Huff! Huff!

It Tastes So Good When It Hits The Lungs!

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Thanks Paul
Thanks Steve
Thanks Earl
Thanks Daily Column

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