Thursday, October 14, 2004
Richard Buckner's Touareg ad is finaly available online:
There's a little more blather here.
Beth wanted to hear some FoxPro jokes:
Q: How many VisualFoxPro programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
"In FoxPro we had to code our own bugs. In VisualFoxPro we can inherit them."
HOW PROGRAMMERS HUNT ELEPHANTS:
FOXPRO programmers switch to newer and better rifles every few days which causes them to spend more time learning new shooting techniques than actually hunting.
Wacky Movie Titles with FoxPro Terms instead of words:
Fried RGB(0,255,0) Tomatoes
Fistfull of Transform[lyParm1, "@$"]
For a Few Transform[lyParm1, "@$"] More
The Valley of the DLL's
Indiana Jones and the Temple of DOM
Guess Who's COMMing to Dinner?
ON ESCAPE From Alcatraz
Visual Basic Instinct
See, they're not funny. That's why we don't put 'em on .:DataWhat:.
High quality fun at The Left: They all look like Monsters!
Oh that "John Kerry/Frankenstein" thing, that never gets old.
Ralph Nader Count Alucard