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New Strongbad e-mail:A montage of a wagon full of pancakes.
At the end of it you will have this song in your head:
"Partyin'! Party Party Party it's the Weekend! Party Party Party and a Wagon! Party Party Party fulla Pancakes!"

this I guarantee.

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I would like to applaud whoever ate the first truffle.


I salute you, brave soul...

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Angry? How's about www.FuckTheSouth.com?

Lonely/Terrified? Thinking of an easy way to sneak into Canada? Try www.MarryAnAmerican.ca

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Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight:
Awesome offer on CraigsList.

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Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii, sponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells to welcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. table tennis team, after its tour of Communist China.

The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing the Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill.

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Attention Nerds:
A Douglas Adams Two-Fer

Here is a re-creation of the 1985 text-based Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Game.
Like "You are in a room, do you move Left? Or Right?"
Well, sure, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas it ain't, but this was the '80s, dude! It was rad!


Equally nerdy, if not moreso:

A lecture by Douglas Adams about "The Four Ages of Sand" and the existence of an Artificial God.
Actually quite funny. Don't you think so? Ha Ha! Tricked you into admitting you are a nerd!

all right, all right, don't panic. here's a towel.

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Ever wanted to ask my Dad a question?
Ever wanted to ask my Dad a question via realtime chat?

Thanks to USA Today, You Can!
Thursday, Nov. 11, 2 p.m. ET

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Greil Marcus, using all of his psychic abilities, wrote George W. Bush's obituary.
Oddly, not as fun as it sounds, what with all the nuclear destruction and all.

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Matt Tobey posted this article from Publisher's Weekly about Lee's book project.
"This is how things get going. This is how movements begin."

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Look out Gene Simmons: World's Longest Tongue .
"This is how things get going. This is how movements begin."

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Thanks David
Thanks Earl
Thanks Sara
Thanks Maeve
Thanks Mark
Thanks Matt
Thanks Matthew Spring
Thanks Gerard
Thanks Steve

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