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Ali G. delivers Harvard "Class Day" speech. Footage Here:
(fast forward to about 1:29:00...don't sit through the whole thing, it's full of smarmy fucks who think they're clever.)

'da most cleverest students in America'
Transcript Here.

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Hey Doug, here are nearly nekkid pics of Jessica Cauffiel. 'Member when she used to work at Tower?
'Member?

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I'm really into that monkey...

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New Tosborn tracks.
Jungle, Jungle

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Karate Kid: The Musical!
Honor. Friendship. Fisting.

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Remember how Target was selling Marijuana? Now they're selling BlowJobs.
Now I know why that Greeter is always so god damn happy.

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Holy God is this awesome: Meet McRorie, the One Man Band.
He's got two synths, drum triggers on his shoes, drum pads on his chest, and does guitar sounds with his mouth. Plus, he sports a Lars-esque headband and a face like the rubbery guy from "City of Lost Children." Plus Plus: He does a duet with Celine Dion.

This may be the single greatest day of my life.

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oh...her name is Daisy.

sorry if that's anti-climactic, but she really seems like a Daisy.

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So Long, Tanya.

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Thanks Lee
Thanks Dadid
Thanks Chicago Dave
Thanks Dan

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