Monday, December 06, 2004
These nitwits called the cops when somebody stole their weed.
Aw, man...and we were gonna sell that too!
In case you didn't know, DJ Dangermouse put together a Mash-Up of The Beatles' White Album and Jay-Z's Black Album and made The Grey Album. Now some crafty souls have taken elements of the film "A Hard Day's Night" and some Jay-Z video footage and made a Grey Video.
Plus you get to see John Lennon breakdancing.
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way!" the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."
How can this not warm the cockles of your heart? The Boobies For Peace Advent Calendar!
While 23 is vaguely disturbing and 8 is overtly erotic, 25 is a whole lotta fun.
Unfounded Rumor: Hem may be playing at the Ark on January 18th.
So sayeth Jim Manheim
While obvoiusly the joke is the guy with the "I Beat Anorexia" t-shirt on, Lee and I were always way more into the guy on the right...
Mebbe he ate all that butter?