Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Lost Frog flyer.
"I'll find my frog..."
Only got one channel and they're makin' it clear.
They're not playin' anything I wanna hear
If you've ever thought about putting a fireworks rocket betwixt your ass cheeks and then lighting it, let these photos be a lesson to you.
I know, I know, you were planning on doing that for New Year's Eve. You don't have to thank me...
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer.."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?
A little cute for .:DataWhat?:. but here is a hippo and a dog singing The Tokens' "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" now's your chance.
...quite possibly from Nick Park's Aardman Studios(?).
George Bush dressed up as a Wise Man?
Oh, I get it. It's a wax figure.
Thanks Darren "Skinny" McKinney