Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Dude, Think about it: It's just "Satan" with the letters scrambled around. 



A brilliant photo collection of Kids who are terrified of Santa
fuggin' lil kids...HEY! where's my bourbon?
uh...I'm an adult and I'm scared of that Santa...

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January 23rd at the Old Town:
Greg McIntosh of The Victrolas will be playing at 8pm at the Old Town on January 23rd.
With Eric Kelly.


Also, Tim Monger has put two new songs on his website. One Christmas Song, one Remix of "Metroparks."
If "Airstream" doesn't work, you can maybe find it Here:


Also also, the Great Lakes Myth Society has a new website.
Looks good, me boyos.

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The Flaming Lips were on Austin City Limits this week.
and I missed it.

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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.

"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering whack, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You idiot! It's ten past three in the morning!"

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Hey! What the hell is this?!? Cows are getting to drink Beer on the job! And I'm not!
Lucky cows.

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Reuters Pictures of the Year 2004.

Merry Fishmas!
this one ain't in there...

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Thanks Goody
Thanks Rob
Thanks Joy
Thanks Chris

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