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Very funny (safe for work) video of women's faces as they're getting their lower bits waxed.
I can't believe how many of them are actually laughing. The best part is where a foreign woman asks (through a translator) whether or not it will be painful, the wax technician says "Yes, very" then the translator tells the woman "No it is totally painless."

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Suitable for framing, these large 18" x 24" posters are printed on durable heavyweight gloss text stock with aqueous coating, each one personally signed and numbered out a limited edition of 100.

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Chicago Steve Hall found these before and after photos of people on Crystal Meth.
We have determined that being on Meth causes you to get really fucked-up haircuts.

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If you have never seen William Shatner singing "Rocket Man" at some sci-fi convention in the late 70s...brother you haven't lived.
It devolves into this split screen of three versions of Shatner and one of them doing this weird lounge shimmy...you kinda gotta see it.

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Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

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This guy got his car trapped in an avalanche and peed his way out using urine to melt the snow.
See, there is a good reason to always have 30 beers in your car.

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H.O.P.E. In America (those brave souls who were offering an Ashlee Simpson CD trade-in and trying to shame people into staying away from Paris Hilton's book signing) has a blog.
Look out Jamie Lynn Spears! They're comin' right at you!

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Oh this poor poor weatherman.
How do you get to be at that level (even if it is just at a college TV station) with absolutely no public speaking skills? Doesn't it seem like somebody in one of his Broadcasting classes shoulda sat him down and said "Look Harvey, you're a great guy and everything, but you should maybe re-think working toward a job where you will have to communicate ideas using your mouth...what about accounting? Huh? Accounting is pretty cool, right?"

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...seconds before what the Vatican is now referring to as "The Ozzy Incident"

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Steve wants to know if anyone has this movie on DVD...
I'd lend him mine but I'm still using it...

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