Friday, January 28, 2005
At the bar last night Steve Version 2.0 and I ran into some metal dude double fisting Budweisers and talking about Exploited, the Germs and Celtic Frost. He said his name online was "Buckle-Skouch"
And we said "Fuck Yeah!"
The Dreamer and the Dream
18" x 14"
oil on canvas panel
This is a picture of L. Ron Hubbard on the couch eating Funyuns and pizza.
He's thinking, "Mmmm, that's a lot of pizza!"
My Onion Page-A-Day Calendar Makes Me Laugh:
Mad Lib Filled With Swears
PORTLAND, ME— The popular party amusement Mad Libs was misued for profane purposes Monday, when Peter Leff, a Portland-area 12-year-old, filled the blank spaces on a "Space Adventure Mad Lib" entirely with swear words.
"Prepare to shit the enemy," Leff had Space Commander Mr. Garrick say. "Set all pussys on fart and brace for blowjobs."
This prompted Dave Below to recount his 6th Grade Dirty Madlibs story.
about halfway down, under the pictures of Calibos from 'Clash Of The Titans'
"PEOPLE CAN'T HELP BUT LOOK AT A PREGNANT WOMAN'S BUMP!"
Now you can advertise your product on a pregnant woman's belly thanks to eBay.
I'm voting for Jack Daniels or maybe Marlboro winning the auction, or those fucking radical militant Pro-Lifers....
This has been floating around for a while, but that don't stop it from being funny: This guy offers smarting critiques to childrens art.
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
Lucky Greek kids get to watch porn on the bus.
"The driver said 'kids we've got porn, do you want to watch it'," one of the pupils told reporters. "Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on the bus."
The lucky pricks were aged 12 to 15.
For those who enjoy reading the socially snarky Whatevs.org but get lost somewhere between "bovs" and "stizz"... now there is a nifty Whatevs Glossary.