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Next Thursday:



The Prime Ministers
Restroom Poets
Porchsleeper
at Smalls in Hamtramck

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Hmmm...another one of those Lord of the Rings animated gifs asks: Was Denethor a vampire?
And how the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks do you tell all of those hobbits apart?

One More: "Game Over"

OK, one more: "I Think You Should Shave Your Beard"

OK, Ok, one more: "Unlimited Nights and Weekends"

Aw jeez:

"Boromir's Imaginary Phone"

More here, but beware of rampant repressed homosexuality/blatant homophobia, because for some reason the thread eventually devolves into animated gifs of Hobbits demanding blowjobs from eachother...boys will be boys I guess...

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I swear to God I was nowhere near Prague...
"PRAGUE (Reuters) - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth."

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Stressed at work? Not as stressed as this guy is.
The one where he retaliates against the paper airplanes is the real winner.

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Everything on the internet is a lie. Y'know how you heard that all those crazy-ass fish washed up onshore after the Tsunami? Lies.
PJ did preface her initial e-mail with "This may be fake, but..." Smartest. Wife Ever.

Also, let it be known that this is the second time .:DataWhat:. has linked to PracticalFishkeeping.co.uk

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Attention Dorks: Jewel Staite who played Kaylee on Firefly will be in this Lifetime Movie Monday night.
Somebody tell me how it was, 'cause I really don't think I'm gonna watch it.

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OOHH! So this teeth-grindingly self-important p.r.i.c.k. parked his Hummer in a loading zone and ran in to get a "venti"-sized (ooh...key-riced don't get me started on my Leary-esque rant regarding trying to get a regularly-named cup of regular fucking coffee nowadays) cup of black coffee, and a meter attendant comes by and gives him a ticket, so the guy throws his scalding cup of coffee in her face.
This guy should get life in prison. He lost his right to freedom. Let him rot.


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                           Gates - "Smithers, have Adobe Photoshop killed."
                           Smithers - "But, sir..."
                           Gates - "Do as I say!"

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Thanks David
Thanks Lee
Thanks Chris
Thanks KT
Thanks Leighton

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