Monday, January 24, 2005

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Dave Below's got a nice personal look back on Johnny Carson.
Complete with sleepover memories and commentary on the skill and ceremony of making a drink.

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Family
Those That Bind
24" x 22"
oil on canvas
2002
$1000

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The scientists here at AMG have done some work in speeding up the load time of the website.
Come visit us if you've been away for a while.
I say: It is now faster.

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During CNN's coverage of the Inauguration the other day, you can hear some disgruntled soul shouting "Fuck Bush" on the air while a commentator is trying to commentate.
Aw, get a blog...

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When you post your photo to Streetstyle's "Hall of Style" page, you gotta expect people are gonna give you some comments.
Like: "Oh hell no! OG? Thug? You can't even spell Johnny Blaze, so why are you tryin' to rock it?! What is that ish in your hair and why you got that retarded look on your face? You hella goofy homie!!"

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A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord " he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.

"Without you we are but dust..."


He would have continued but at that moment the little girl next to me asked quite loudly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

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You wouldn't think all of these catalogs and manuals of Old Woodworking Machines would have occupied about 45 minutes of my attention tonight, but you'd be wrong.
What fonts! Old catalogs and hand-typed invoices! What weird gadgets! What the hell am I doing?

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Memo from Gerard:

Remember that time that Crispin Glover called the State Theater and left an message on my answering machine to try and get us to show his film?

You may remember that Goody and I went to a showing of the film in Pontiac.

You may also remember that the movie was completely insane. Filled with kids with Down Syndrome, naked big boobed monkey headed women in a watermelon patch, countless depictions of murder of sentient snails and, of course, the puppet show!

Don't remember?

Here, finally, is the trailer:

Enjoy!
G

note, there is non-erotic nudity in the trailer. Verrrry non-erotic.


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from russia with love
From Russia with Love
Hey all right, The Australian Open is on.

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NY Times article that mentions Soundmurderer.
Hi Todd! Hiiiiiii!

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Thanks Earl
Thanks Paul
Thanks Dadid
Thanks David
Thanks Dan
Thanks Lee
Thanks Gerard

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