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This kooky monkey may in fact have a death wish.
Marvel as this crazy ass Monkey swings down and actually punches tigers.
No shit. Actually punching the tigers. And I though Clyde from "Every Which Way But Loose' was tough.

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Team Zissou Adidas available here.

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

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Modify your iTunes to be your own radio station.
Well, there goes several hours of my life.

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Funniest Thing of the Day
This guy found some freshman papers in the hallway of the community college, and decided to grade them.
Oh, and apparently UT Austin's admissions department is just a turnstile with a quarter slot...

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This is what it would be like if The Bang was held in an elevator.
Is that Jeremy?
P.S. Love Bang this Saturday.

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Remember that one time that you were doing acid and all of those people were drinking Afri-Cola and nuns were having orgasms?

Dude, that wasn't acid! That was This 1968 commercial.

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Thanks Earl
Thanks Paul
Thanks Chris
Thanks Skyler
Thanks Dan

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