Wednesday, February 02, 2005
It's the State of the Union Address Drinking Game!
Quite possibly the only way to make it through the whole thing.
This woman was busted for selling Duff beer.
but somehow more are available on eBay
McDonalds apparently approved the banner ads advertising a guy who wants to have sex with a cheeseburger.
I'd eat it.
30 Things You Didn't Know About Your Office Tech Guy
by Francesco Marciuliano
He is so mindful of identity theft that he had his sperm encrypted.
He did play football and baseball as a kid...although both sports were prefaced with the words "Mattel Electronic."
He would, if given the opportunity, take a bullet for Linus Torvalds.
Even though you’ve called him "Danny" for the past three years, that’s still not his name.
Peanuts and dairy products could kill him.
If ThinkGeek.com went out of business he would be without T-shirts or coffee mugs within the week.
He was ecstatic to learn Jeri Ryan is single again.
Thanks to some tinkering he can now download video on both his iPod and Etch-A-Sketch.
He named his dog "Daggit."
His mother finds him to be quite the dancer.
His drinks, food, mints, hair gel, toothpaste and contact lens solution are all caffeinated.
He won’t shut the fuck up about Burning Man.
He does, in fact, have a girlfriend. And yes, they did meet once.
He cautiously awaits the American TV version of "Red Dwarf."
He will spend his vacation time playing "Halo 2."
He regularly sends instant messages to his roommates...even when they’re all sitting on the same couch.
He is, at this very moment, quoting "Office Space."
He plays keyboards for a band called "All Your Base Are Belong to Us."
Yes, that’s the same stain on his shirt as yesterday.
Although he is well aware of the dangers, he still secretly wishes he had a Tribble.
He can pinpoint exactly when Orson Scott Card "jumped the shark."
He does, on occasion, have sex without the use of an avatar.
He’s not sure if the blinds in his apartment can be opened.
He cannot believe you are still using Internet Explorer.
If he is over 35, he still masturbates to a mental image of "Col. Wilma Deering," a.k.a. actress Erin Gray.
He is online right now, reading this very article along with you on your PC.
He has made some minor adjustments to his pet cat, including installing Bluetooth.
His pin code number is "31337."
He’s not happy to see you. That actually is an Estes rocket in his pocket.
He is presently making note of all of this list’s inaccuracies on a Slashdot.org message board.