Thursday, February 24, 2005
This is kind of a brilliant little movie about a puppeteer who dies and all of his puppets who attempt to keep him alive.
Kind of like "Weekend at Bernies" meets "Eraserhead" as performed by the Muppets...but good.
More tsunami photos have surfaced. I guess this couple's camera was found and these images were found on their memory card.
man, that's a whole lot of water...
I think AMG needs a ConferenceBike.
Imagine the icebreaking capabilities!
Making a return appearance: Rock and Roll Confidential's Hall of Douchebags.
Dave Below's favorite:
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is an older guy in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the old guy and asks, "Can you top that?"
The old guy replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."
Buncha Episode III photos were leaked. Certain to be spoilers in here.
I wouldn't know since I didn't look.
This lady gave a guy a beejer, kept the...deposit...and impregnated herself without his consent. And now, you guessed it, she sued him for child support. New he wants to counter-sue for emotional distress.
In my opinion, since he's forced to pay her $800 a month in child support, she should have to pay him $800 a month in emotional support. That'll show her.