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Rock all weekend.
If you're in the area, I expect to see you out there shakin' it.

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You should probably look at these photos of a catfish with a basketball in its mouth.
A resident in the area saw a ball bouncing around strangely in a nearby pond and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child's basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish."

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Now that you feel all warm and fuzzy from that story, you could read Terri Schiavo's Blog.
If you laughed, you are going to Hell.

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The big news of the day was this story about how McDonalds is going to offer monitary residuals to Rappers who mention the Big Mac in their raps this summer.
Sara? Any input?

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Crazy-Ass Spam!

Greg Lakes Myth Society sent me this amazing spam. It's really long, but there were so many gems that I couldn't possible edit it down:

City dwellers spit upon sidewalks. Quacks pity the hippies.Librarians spy on guys. Hermits are twice as good as extraterrestials. Judges will someday become the mad scientists Copy machine repairmen sing sweetly to crybabies. Self-proclaimed "experts" secretly love junkies. Pianists are similar to English students. According to so-called " men ", baseball pitchers just aren't happy with mailmen. In the dark of night the swashbucklers secretly admire the insurance agents. Men deny the existence of condominium owners. Caribou slap Texaco managers. Old maids worship turtles. Uncles will crush all the shoes! Seismo-zombies have always loved, and always will love, the dinosaurs. Copy machine repairmen are from outer space, say the village elders. True or false: millionaires are insulted if you call them farmers. Witches are bemused by businessmen. Liberal arts majors are looking for cannibals. Children hope to gain the favor of district attorneys. Rolfers like to watch operas about people named "Davis". Gas station attendants burst into tears if they see bookworms. Hospital patients applaud the people. Caribou are from outer space, say the Pepsi distributors. Pirates wave their hats at girl scout leaders. Mailmen deny that mirages remind me of poodles. Rumor spreads that the painters are ready to negotiate with the flatworms.Racing car drivers divorce dairy products. Sanitary engineers have nightmares of Yankees. Rodents debate with karate instructors. Queen bees disappoint the city dwellers. Garbagemen refer to themselves as hypnotists!! Did you know that Europeans massage condominium owners? Why do secretaries think that the mimes donate their bodies to human beings? Uncles shout imprecations at Trekkies.True or false: millionaires are insulted if you call them farmers. Witches are bemused by businessmen. Liberal arts majors are looking for cannibals. Children hope to gain the favor of district attorneys. Rolfers like to watch operas about people named "Davis". Gas station attendants burst into tears if they see bookworms. Hospital patients applaud the people. Caribou are from outer space, say the Pepsi distributors. Pirates wave their hats at girl scout leaders. Mailmen deny that mirages remind me of poodles. Rumor spreads that the painters are ready to negotiate with the flatworms.Racing car drivers divorce dairy products. Sanitary engineers have nightmares of Yankees. Rodents debate with karate instructors. Queen bees disappoint the city dwellers. Garbagemen refer to themselves as hypnotists!! Did you know that Europeans massage condominium owners? Why do secretaries think that the mimes donate their bodies to human beings? Uncles shout imprecations at Trekkies. I read in the Lycos newsletter that bestselling authors fight over the hippies! Why do you deny that the marsupials are believed to be psychoanalysts? Locked in the safety of their bathrooms, square dancers maintain that fast food cooks punish worms.Amphibians blame the geniuses. Bears are suspected of being interns. Only fools believe that politicians cannot understand pacifists. Heathens collect the souls of poets. Technicians disappoint the PH.D. candidates! Car owners pretend to be elephant trainers.

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Doug got this solicitation for Dwight Yoakam's "Chicken Lickins" Chicken Fries which we can't quite figure out what they are...
That grammar was terrible, but that's just how confused I am!

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Dwight Yoakam says "Look at me and say Yes"

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Thanks Donn
Thanks Greg
Thanks Sean
Thanks Lee
Thanks Ryan
Thanks Mike
You're going to Hell, Rob

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