Monday, March 21, 2005
Hyar, this guy tried to see how far he could go by incorrectly signing his credit card receipts..
Like really incorrectly, like with drawings of his butt and everything.
New Beck video.
The song didn't grab me yet, but the video is cool.
TV(?) commercial for Firefox.
Dunno if it's real or not...
Tom Waits' Top 20 Favorite Albums of all time.
Hey Steve, Rant in E Minor by Bill Hicks shows up as #15.
Fond rememberance of a really fucked up doll on RetroCrush:
My favorite dangerous toy was the Snacktime Cabbage Patch Kid. Looking to inject new life into the sagging sales of the toyline, a model was made that would move its mouth up and down and chew food you'd give it. Put a plastic carrot in it's mouth, and it'd munch it up. The problem was, the CPKs had a particularly sick craving for little kid's hair. Once a long blonde lock got caught inside, the possessed devil-doll would start chewing and swallowing the hair like some zombie from Evil Dead 2, sometimes chewing all the way up to the scalp. Needless to say, the dolls were pulled immediately, becoming highly sought after collector items to guys with really really really small dicks.
Maeve found this little Grocery store that sells Deli Smoked Vagina Ham.
Uh..not hungry, thanks.
Ah yes, send the trampoline in for forensic tests.
Here is a turtle with Satan's Face on its shell.
no...no I don't see it either.