Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Well, duh. Tell us something we don't already know.
"Play that funky music white (young) boy."
What's looks worse? Being on the bench for noodling young boys or having James Brown come to your defense?
Lock Her Back Up
Man, let's just say Bubba didn't knit me no poncho when I was doin' 4-10 for that hit on Zingermans. Hey, come on, $20 for bread, they rape us everyday!
COME ON OSAMA, YOU CAN GET HIM!!
"Oscar-winning actor Russell Crowe said he may have been a target of an al Qaeda kidnap plot in early 2001, part of a bid by the militant network to "culturally destabilize" the United States."
You just have to try harder you crazy Queadas!!!
NO! I pity YOU, fool!
Now there's nothing wrong with healthy experimentation in the sack, yo, but these two are a little too hardcore for me.
Oh sure, it's fun...
...but where's Dropkick Bright Eyes, goddamit!?!
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Thanks Daily Column