Wednesday, March 09, 2005

"She is the most awesome guitar goddess ever born. AND GOD!!!!!!!!" 


Well, duh. Tell us something we don't already know.

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"Play that funky music white (young) boy."
What's looks worse? Being on the bench for noodling young boys or having James Brown come to your defense?

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Lock Her Back Up
Man, let's just say Bubba didn't knit me no poncho when I was doin' 4-10 for that hit on Zingermans. Hey, come on, $20 for bread, they rape us everyday!

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COME ON OSAMA, YOU CAN GET HIM!!
"Oscar-winning actor Russell Crowe said he may have been a target of an al Qaeda kidnap plot in early 2001, part of a bid by the militant network to "culturally destabilize" the United States."
You just have to try harder you crazy Queadas!!!

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NO! I pity YOU, fool!

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Uhhhh...

Now there's nothing wrong with healthy experimentation in the sack, yo, but these two are a little too hardcore for me.

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Oh sure, it's fun...
...but where's Dropkick Bright Eyes, goddamit!?!

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