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-- Lyric from the new album by The Hold Steady

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Hoooley mackerel. This lady's house is literally floor-to-ceiling with stuff she's bought off of eBay.

I like how her son says "My mother is insane. Like, one of those ladies you see on the local news insane."

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Friday is No Pants Day.
By reading this, you agree to take off your pants right now.

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You can have your Bonnaroo & Coachella, the Austin City Limits Festival is where it's at:

Coldplay
Widespread Panic
Oasis
The Black Crowes
The Allman Brothers
Wilco
Jimmy Cliff
Jet
Death Cab For Cutie
Built To Spill
Bloc Party
Tortoise
Doves
The Decemberists
The Bravery
Eisley
Mindy Smith
Martin Sexton
The Futureheads
Tegan and Sara
Rachael Yamagata
The Asylum Street Spankers

...and then a bunch of bands I don't really care about.

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WHAT I WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT IF I WERE BILLY JOEL DRIVING TOWARD A HOLIDAY PARTY
WHERE I KNEW THERE WAS GOING TO BE A PIANO. BY MICHAEL IAN BLACK
"Billy, you've just got to grow yourself a sack and take care of business. And if that loudmouth Bob Schimke requests "Piano Man," I just need to look him in the eye and tell him I'd be happy to play it for him just as soon as he goes ahead and fucks himself."


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Here is a big red button.
It says not to push it, but you want to, don't you? You neeed to, don't you. Go ahead, I won't tell anybody.

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Here are a bunch of photos of what your pets do while you're at work.
And why that cat is sleeping in the toilet, I'll never know.

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Benton Harbor Middle School Superintendent Paula Dawning forbid the marching band from performing "Louie Louie," citing the song's allegedly raunchy lyrics
She then instructed them to crouch under their desks in case of nuclear attack, since she had obviously time travelled back to the 1950s.

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Pretty neat sandstorm photos from either Iraq or Saudi Arabia.

If you look real close you can see The Mummy's head coming out to eat Brendan Fraser's airplane...

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Are you still Wearing Pants?
Jesus, didn't we just talk about this?

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Thanks Dan
Thanks Sean
Thanks Earl
Thanks Exquisite Dead Guy
Thanks Horkulated
Thanks Thighmaster
Thanks Miss Mapping

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