Friday, May 06, 2005

I'll surprise you with my meat. 

lotsa images today

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HERE'S BEAN-WRANGLER DOG! HE WRANGLES THE BEANS!!!!
howdy, pard'
HE'S BEST FRIENDS WITH THE GOOSE!
Witness this abstract craziness and more at ThisIsMyComputerBlog.

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Mash-Up Friday!!! Seamlessly blending Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters" and NineInch Nails' new single "The Hand that Feeds" I bring you an MP3 of The Ghost that Feeds.
Man oh man, nothing sucks the goth out of Trent Reznor faster than that Ghostbusters saxophone riff.

This site is having a contest for the best mash-up of the new NIN single. Buncha fun ones there.
Actually that site is a hotbed of MP3 mash-up action.

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Chris True found this awesome photo of a Donkers Clone in the Houston Chronicle, and snail mailed it to me.
Chuck Donkers?
Daryle Singletary Look Out!

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This site has some sa-weet '80s radio mixes from back 'n the day.
Kurtis Blow? Check. Run-DMC? Check. Freaks coming out at night? Doublecheck.

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Don't you hate pants?
Hey there, CardiganGirl, there's enough 'no pants' thunder to go around.

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This photo of Maria Sharapova eating a banana makes me wish some tennis was on.
Among other things...

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Some sharp new Firefly merch at Cafe Press.
Pretty cunning, don'cha think?

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Does it go in the butt?
OK, I'm sure this logo for this Brazillian University Philosophy Department website
is supposed to be a temple with the sun setting in the background,
but doesn't it totally look like the Empire State Building going up somebody's butt?

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Supreme organizer of The Bang! Jeremy Wheeler is now hosting:

TOTALLY EXTREME DOUBLE FEATURE MOVIE NIGHT!

EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT COME HAVE A DRINK AND WATCH THE BEST DAMN MOVIES EVER
PLAYED ON THE BIG SCREEN WITH BLAMMO SOUND!

Don't miss these upcoming features!

MAY 8TH - WHACKED OUT ITALIAN SCI-FI NIGHT!
STAR CRASH- the gaudiest Star Wars rip-off ever made! Featuring David Hasselhoff with an afro and a bootleg lightsaber!!!!
HERCULES- Lou Ferrigno stars as the muscle-bound god that throws a bear into space and fights a dude with a flaming animated sword!

MAY 15TH - NO RULES CINEMA!
TORQUE- THE most entertaining film from 2004! Extreme and way over-the-top, this slam-bam motorcycle actioner will have people poopin' in their seats!
KNOCK OFF- Jean-Claude Van Damme stars with Rob Schnieder in a film all about... you guessed it -- EXPLODING BLUE JEANS! Surreal and embarassingly funny, this sucker lives up to the NO RULES title!

MAY 22ND - 80'S SEX COMEDY EXTRAVAGANZA!
WHEN NATURE CALLS- Imagine the Kentucky Fried Movie, except all set in the wilderness! Hilarious!
THE FIRST TURN-ON- Wild flick about summer campers that get stuck in a cave and recount their first outrageous sexual experiences!

MAY 29TH - SALUTE TO UNCLE SAM
INVASION USA- Chuck Norris saves America with poofy hair, tight jeans and two uzis! Brilliant!
AMERICAN NINJA III- Like a kick to the neck, nothing says USA like ninjas!

BIZARRE TRAILERS! SICK CARTOONS! WILD CLIPS! TIGHT TIGHT BLUE JEANS! UZIS! POOFY HAIR! EXPLOSIONS! THE SEXY PEOPLE! MOTORCYCLES! WEAR A COSTUME!

doors are at 8pm & it is 5 bucks at the BLIND PIG in lovely downtown Ann Arbor

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happy mothers day
happy mothers day

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Thanks Katy
Thanks Thighmaster
Thanks Miss Mapping
Thanks True
Thanks Derek
Thanks PJ
Thanks Annie

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