Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Actual headline in the Billboard Update today.
Han Solo in Lego Carbonite.
Miss Mapping found this instructional video on how to use the sanitary Magic Cone if you are a lady who is into peeing standing up.
Note: If you get really turned on by the sight of a flash-animated drawing whizzing, you should probably wait until you're alone before viewing.
Worst. Sportscaster. Evar.
He looks a lot like Ross from Friends, and it seems like he's a) Never spoken before, and b) never heard the names of any of these teams before...and maybe never heard of any of these sports before.
Did you ever want to listen to a Russian Christian heavy metal band who over-emotes and tries to convert you to Christianity through cloying and unimaginative lyrics? Then Brother, The Trumpet Call is for you!
If you do nothing else, please listen to the clip for the song "Sacramento" which is apparently about how Sacramento California is a "Mystical, Sacred place"...I wonder if they just saw the word "Sacrament" and just sorta guessed as to what the city would be like. I've been there...nice and all, but I dunno if I would travel from Russia to write a song about its spirituality.
Q: How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna Ride Bikes?!?
Heh heh. If you click on this guy's face, it gets all funny.
Like 'one eye closed and the other eye open' kind of funny.
Thanks Daily Column