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Quite possibly the greatest site evar!
GeekFantasies.com is just a site with videos of women in bikinis playing Dungeons & Dragons, or quoting Monty Python lines.
Safe for work if you think it's funny. Not safe for work if you think it's sexy.

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No, I don't really know either...

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THINGS THAT HALLMARK DON'T SAY:

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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We have been friends for a very long time ...
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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A friend of mine discovered that if you pay for gas at the pump with your debit card, the gas station can hold 75-100 dollars for up to three days.
Geez, so that's why all those checks keep bouncing...

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The 50 Worst Hairstyles of All Time
#37: The Super Idiot -- Only an inbred hillbilly would try to grow a cape.
#36: The Wham! -- "Wake me up before you ejaculate on me"
#26: 8 is 1 Too Many -- Jesus Christ, as if putting your kids on TV isn't bad enough. Adam Rich's parents should be in jail.

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Cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

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No, I don't really know either...

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Thanks Lee
Thanks Miss Mapping
Thanks Collar
Thanks Earl

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