Monday, June 06, 2005
In case your internet is living under a rock, Jessica Alba wore a see-thru top to the MTV Movie Awards.
Best joke so far:
"The Fantastic Two: Jessica Alba plays Sue Storm, aka Invisible Girl, in the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. Apparently, she got to keep the wardrobe." - Spencer GoldenFiddle.
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1994 was a long time ago...
"The on-line All-Music guide can be reached by gopher or Mosaic at allmusic.ferris.edu. Using gopher just give the gopher command and the Internet address; using Mosaic select the open button and fill in the information gopher://allmusic.ferris.edu in the dialog box."
What if John Hughes had directed Star Wars instead of George Lucas?
I think it would be something like this comic strip.
Womens underwear with Lo-Jack? Try Forget Me Not Panties.
Y'know, if you forget where you left your panties...
This site talks about "Love for All Eternity" but it basically just freaks me out.
Especially this story about a scorpion killing a frog...bleh!
Enjoy popsicles but aren't getting your minimum daily allowance of glass shards?
Look no further.
"Note: Those who eat glass freeze pops are far more likely to develop shards-related ailments than those who don't eat them."
" Roughly one-third of our consumers are afflicted with the most serious side-effect from using our product: death"
Thanks Miss Mapping
Thanks Exquisite Dead Guy