Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Lando Calrissian and a frog 



News flash: B-Shoc of the legendary Icy Hot Stuntaz has a solo album coming out!
Fresh!

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In San Francisco they shot 100,000 super hi-bounce balls down the street.
Balls
There is a 36 meg movie that I will never download available Here

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Jim Roll interviews Bjork.
Breathe, Jimmer. Breathe.

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Great long interview with Joss Whedon from In Focus Magazine.

Fans and the media have grown fond of comparing "Serenity’s" hero, Mal Reynolds, to "Star Wars’" Han Solo – and when SFX Magazine once asked you, "Which movie would you love to have written?" you replied, "Return of the Jedi"... Had you been given the reins of "Jedi," where would you have driven it?

The Millennium Falcon would not be piloted in the climactic scene by Lando Calrissian and a frog. It would have been Han, getting it done. The "other" to whom Yoda referred would of course have been a young, female, badass Jedi, because where else would I go with that? It would have not been revealed in the first five minutes that Darth Vader was going to be redeemed. And, yeah, there would have been a little less incest.

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A hy-larious collection of Japanese Condoms.
Trees         Nose

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Ricky Gervais from "The Office" to write an upcoming episode of the Simpsons.
Actually I'd be into seeing a whole season of guest writers...let the writer do whatever they want with their episode, kinda like the Treehouse of Horror universe where characters can die, be reborn, become fully three dimensional...y'know, whatever. Might make the show funny again.

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Ha ha, this dog thinks its foot is gonna steal his bone.
Reminds me of those horrible B-Movies where the murderer's hand gets attached to the good guy's wrist and he needs to keep it from strangling himself.

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This just in: Jessica Alba has sand up her butt and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas has peed her pants.
Hard-hitting news on DataWhat.

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nutts

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