Saturday, October 08, 2005

Shredded Gelatinous Mutant Coconut 



The list of September's bestsellers are in from MilesOfMusic and wouljda look at the little band that could!

SEPTEMBER 2005
01. Ryan Adams - Jacksonville City Nights
02. Farmers - Loaded
03. James McMurtry - Childish Things
04. Old 97's - Alive & Wired
05. Mike Stinson - Last Fool At The Bar
05. This Is Americana Vol. 2 - Various
07. Calexico / Iron & Wine - In The Reins
08. Porchsleeper - Porchsleeper (2005)
09. Gas Money - 22 Dollars
10. Richmond Fontaine - Fitzgerald

Holy Macaroni! Swear to God, if you had told me five years ago that I would be in a band whose album would be on any list with Ryan Adams, Calexico, Iron & Wine, Richmond Fontaine and the Old 97's, I woulda looked around for a pail of water to extinguish your pants because they would be on fire.
Because I would assume you would be lying...that's what I was trying to get at.

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Ye gads...here are a new set of Regrettable Food Cards,
this time: all Finnish recipes (and clumsy translations).
I'm Finished, I know that...

Paste loaf with artichoke bottoms
"These very attractive looking appetizers can be accomplished with very
little work, and for even grand parties. You accomplish this by different
ways of squeezing spiced chicken or meat paste to vegetable bottoms. The
paste you can do yourself at home, or you can buy it from a store - there
is a very good selection in local stores. Also to the coffee table you
will get nice and a little bit more special things to offer when you go
squeezing these pastes on cookies/crackers or small slices of bread."

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Speaking of funny, here is a pretty complete Mitch Hedberg Video Gallery which is hilarious. If you're only gonna check out one, this one is really funny.
I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again." Apparently I was in a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong... or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

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D'oh isn't the only word that The Simpsons have brought into the English language. What about Scotchtoberfest? Unblowuppable? Carhole? Chocotastic? And all of these...
Heh, heh..."Kwyjibo."

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Fun videos of The Muggs and The Hard Lessons from CanYouHearMe.TV.
Click on the little Detroit polaroid on the right side of the screen.

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How to upgrade your iPod Nano to 200 gigs.
Note: Some of the thinner iPod Nano cases may not fit after this mod, so please check your sizes before ordering a new case for your freshly enhanced Nano.
iPod Nano retail: 89mm by 41mm by 7mm
Modded iPod Nano: 147mm by 101mm by 26mm thin

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Inneresting Slashdot article and forum on Pandora's playlisting functionality.
Oohh, you just wait America...

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Terrifying street interviews with Americans on which country we should bomb next...France, Cuba, Korea, Brazil, Italy...then they hold up a map with the names of the countries mislabeled (the continent of Australia is mis-labeled "Iran" etc.) and ask people to put little markers on the countries in the order which they should be bombed.
"Informed" Americans + fake world map with Australia labelled as North Korea = comedy gold

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uh...
uh...no thanks.

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Thanks Exquisite Dead Guy
Thanks Ryan
Thanks M.Schiller
Thanks Jennifer
Thanks Daily Column
Thanks Boners.com
Thanks Double Viking

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