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And hilarity enters the building...

A buddy of mine sent this to me as a gif.
Apparently it originated(?) at YTMND

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Good News Everyone! Futurama's coming back as four feature-length, straight-to-DVD movies.
"This is like that drug trip I saw in a movie...when I was on a drug trip." - Fry

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101 Dumbest Moments in Business 2005:

Two Faves

44. In July, Burger King launches an ad campaign for its new Chicken Fries featuring a faux heavy-metal band called CoqRoq. Coqroq.com initially features photos of female fans captioned "Groupies love the Coq." After the captions are removed, Burger King spokeswoman Edna Johnson tells Advertising Age that they were written and assigned randomly by computer software that has since been disabled.

56. A Qantas Airways baggage handler is suspended after he's caught opening a passenger's luggage, discovering a camel costume, donning the head, and driving around the tarmac on a baggage cart at Sydney Airport. The incident is reported by the costume's owner, who spies the culprit through the window of the terminal.
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Chuck Norris Update:

Young Chuck Norris from SNL.
Which reminds me of that video by Dennis Madalone: America We Stand As One

Some new Chuck Norris Facts

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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This guy on Maury is so glad he is not a babydaddy he does a little dance.
For some reason, the woman seems less pleased.

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Wal-Mart has some new promotion that I don't care about, but check out the weird-ass disclaimer that follows it:

Introducing Soundcheck, presented by Gillette Fusion. This original performance series is exclusively for Wal-Mart and Walmart.com customers. It's a great way to hear new and emerging musical artists on-screen in an intimate studio performance. Just head over to your local Wal-Mart store and check it out on either the HDTV wall in the Electronics department or on Wal-Mart TV. You can also stay right where you are and watch it here at Walmart.com.

Important Wal-Mart Disclaimer: Product information is provided by the supplier or manufacturer of the product and should not be construed as medical advice. Wal-Mart does not sponsor, recommend or endorse any third party, product, service or information provided on this site.

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A risque commercial for getting your eyesight checked.
I'd vote mostly NSFW. Not all the way, but mostly.

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Thanks David
Thanks Steve

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