Sunday, April 02, 2006
We are totally getting these Scratch Mittens for the DataBaby.
I'm not saying anyone couldn't take Muppet figures, pose them, take pictures, add dialogue, and create a Muppet comic strip version of Serenity...but someone did.
Heh. "Frooty Ooty Boor."
Pre-Pixillated T-Shirts for TV shows and rap videos.
Saves a lot of time in post-production.
An eBay auction where a guy is trying to sell his wife's box because his cock won't fit in there.
Really! He has a 30 inch wooden cock, but it won't fit into the box his wife has available...you kinda gotta see the picture.
Chuck Klosterman's April 1st review of Guns n' Roses' new album.
Songs like "Catcher in the Rye" exhibit the sculpted sheen of Billy Joel's Glass Houses...Two weeks before his death in 2002, ex-Clash frontman Joe Strummer contributed guitar for a song tentatively titled "Janky Holocaust." However, Rose eventually dropped the track, citing "dehydration."
Guide Horses are teeny tiny horses that lead the blind like guide dogs, only more equine.
Jesus, if you read this whole page, guide horses make a lot more sense than guide dogs.