Monday, May 01, 2006
Talk of the town is Stephen Colbert's ass whuppin' at the White House Press Corps dinner. Transcripts, videos and possibly bobblehead dolls or Colbert pennants available here.
"Now, I know there's some polls out there saying this man has a 32 percent approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias."
The first annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Competition
in which MySpace rubes are compared to Marvel super heroes.
Also: Don't miss the Second Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Competition
in which MySpace rubes are compared to DC super heroes.
ZOMG! Battlestar Galactica Prequel TV series in the works!
Interior: SciFi Channel Boardroom
Head Cheese: Team, all of our shows except for BStarG suck. What should we do?
Jenkins, meekly in the corner: Uh....We could...uh... make more Battlestar Galactica shows(?)
Head Cheese: Jenkins, you're now in charge of the company. I'm going to Aruba.
Neil Young's new album co-written with Stephen Colbert is now streaming on his website.
Man oh man...check out how far out of the water this shark gets when going after this dolphin. WHOOSH!
In related news, check out how far out of the water this shark gets when going after this helicopter. SPLOOGE!!
Grinworthy collection of clips of Vin Diesel saying the same things over and over again on a bunch of talk shows.
He is really good at memorizing his lines.
YouTube commercial for Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos action figures from 1986.
"Location: Tibet -- Assignment: Recover stolen microchip!"
More like the Science un-Fair. Scarifying results of microwaved water on houseplants.
Although there may be hoaxery involved. Any time somebody says "My granddaughter did this at her sixth grade science fair and now she has proven some world-shattering phenomenon" I get nervous.
Cute pics of Sco-Jo with brown hair
Bonus cute shot of Scarlett in Chuck Taylors from here
Thanks Exquisite Dead Guy