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National Lampoon's "Lost Episode of Seinfeld" is just a well-crafted edit of some Seinfeld clips and Michael Richards' recent rant about the Afro-Americans.
"So how 'bout that Kramer, Huh? The way he just ...says stuff."

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Thanks David
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Public Service Announcement:

For a while I was having problems with my e-mail using Outlook...every time someone would send me an image embedded in a message or if I tried to paste an image into a message I wanted to send, it would just show up as a Red X. A clever Finn showed me the secret: It turns out that my cache of outlook bitmap files was full.

Do this:

Open an attachment in Outlook (Word, excel, image, anything)

Try to "Save As"

Once that window opens, right-click on one of the items that appears in your Temp folder.

Go to "Properties" and capture the line that says "Location:"
It'll look something like this:
C:\Documents and Settings\WHATEVER_USER_NAME\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files\OLK3D

Paste that line into a Windows Explorer address bar.

Delete any bitmap files that are called Outlook1.bmp through Outlook99.bmp

Your e-mail images will start showing up again.

I am here to help.

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Men.Style.Com asks: Guitar Face or O Face?
Some guitarists, some porn stars, and Courtney Love who hovers dangerously close to the middle ground.

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My buddy Jeez over at WhatWouldJesusBlog did a great taste test of all of the Jones' Thanksgiving Sodas with entertaining commentary.
Turkey & Gravy soda, Cranberry soda, Dinner Roll soda, Pea soda. They all undergo Jesus' harsh scrutiny.


I like it when Jesus G-Mails me because it always says this at the bottom:



It's like its a little reminder to be humble.

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Totally weird phallic Dora the Explorer toy.
An "Aquapet"? It even sounds dirty...like a dirty superhero.

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Wow! AllWhiteDating.com is finally here to fulfill all of my racist dating needs!

Charming SWM WhiteNationalistSkin has this to say:
I'm a dream Man for ONE special Racially Aware White Woman. I have NO interest at all in mullato "women", the only Women I'm interested in have all White ancestries and have NEVER dated or even thought about dating any other race (especially the lower mud races).

And you're a highway worker? Helloooo Prince Charming!

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Another bright bulb, this guy jumps onto a fast moving treadmill.
The real treat is him doing all of the testing beforehand to see how fast the treadmill is going...really gauging the speed before setting foot on it. WHAMMO does he hit the ground.

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Some great shots of Sco-Jo at a time where they are pretty scarce.
Happy Birthday Scarlett! LOL!!1!!

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Thanks Kelly
Thanks Dan
Thanks PJ
Thank You Jesus


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Fight Club/Dennis The Menace Mash Up







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It should come as a surprize to no one that I am a fan of the TV show Mythbusters. Science, data and building stuff that blows up? Ayep.

They filmed an episode about farts that the Discovey Channel wouldn't air. In one segment they prove that it is possible to light a fart on fire and in the second episode, they get the magically babe-licious Kari Byron to wear a pair of stink reducing underwear.

Quite entertaining,

All of the sudden, lo and behold:
Kari Byron did an FHM photo shoot.

Mentos & Coke got nuthin' on this girl.

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Flumesday has a great list of the Top 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports


Albert Pujols comes in 8th

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Really great article about the Great Lakes Myth Society in Metro times, including two new MP3s:

"Queen of the Barley Fool"

"Heydays"

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Another entry in the bizarre Japanese game show category:



This show is set in a library where these guys draw cards and one contestant has to do something hilariously awful like having a nose hair pulled out, or getting hit in the face by an automated slapping machine, or having an innertube overinflated inside a guys shirt, or being bitten on the neck by an old man without his teeth in.

The best best part is that it is set in an actual library, so the contestants need to be as quiet as possible, kinda like when your brother farts in church.

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Homestarrunner presents Limozeen coloring book.
Watch out: Frets a comin

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Thanks Mary
Thanks K


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Ms. Dewey is a saucy interface put on the Microsoft search engine where a ethniclly diverse hottie (A.K.A. Janina Gavankar) responds to your search query.
Type in "Ho" a couple times for a hilarious tirade.

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GuessTheLogo is a quick little game that shows you multiple variations of 10 web logos (Amazon, Google, Netflix, etc.) and asks you to identify the right one.
Warning: You may feel dumb.

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Something tells me that Faith Hill was
a little surprised not to win this award.



My favorite part is that she throws out her arms in victory before realizing that she actually lost.

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Thanks Mark


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So This Lady is using .:DataWhat?:. as an example of poor layout design:




Note: Her lack of proper spacing, not mine.

Now don't get me wrong, I hain't never won no awards about my design, but I don't think it should be singled out as an example of bad design...especially from someone at chrisjackson.biz whose site looks like a Tripod site from 1994.

Seriously...Dark blue cells with red hyperlinks? Times New Roman? Formatting for 800x600 monitors? and that graphic that looks like Poochie's computer going surfing? Weak.

Will somebody with a lick of design sense make me feel better about myself
and point out in my comments all of the ways that this broad's web design stinks?

I am but a simple man who likes funny websites and boobs, and I try to present them in a way that is aesthetically pleasing enough. Is that so wrong?

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Boring Election information for local Ann Arbour folks who might be interested:

Proposal 1
...about keeping state park funding applied to outdoor recreation stuff and not used for other state projects.

Proposal 2
...about affermative action

Proposal 3
...about creating a hunting season for mourning doves.

The Parks Millage
...about getting more money to take care of our city parks.

Proposition 4 about Eminent Domain and Proposition 5 about funding for schools can be found Here:

Find your local polling place here:

And finally, give up all hope of making a difference after seeing this guy testify that he was how he was hired by Ohio Congressman Tom Feeney in 2000 to build a prototype software package that would secretly rig an election to sway the result 51 / 49 to a specified side.

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Automatic Lost Theory Creator:

"The box company Locke worked at is linked to the fact that the plane never really crashed"

"Walt's ability to talk backwards is a result of manipulation involving a massive social experiment"

"The boat race around the world is a result of manipulation involving the existence of evil twins"

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Sigh, as the world slowly grinds to a halt, here's Rhett Miller from the Old 97s singing the "Chilis Baby Back Ribs" song.
Barbecue sauce.

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Man, that lady had a lot of kids...

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In other stupid music news, bassist Michael Anthony has been replaced in Van Halen by Eddie Van Halen's fat son.
I have long held that Michael Anthony's backing vocals have been the glue that holds all of the Van Halen melodies together. We'll see if I was right.

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Two videos with sleepy kittens.
Awwwww...

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Thanks Steve
Thanks Matt
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