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Old Peculiar Rob Theakston unearthed some video clips of The New Dance Show which was a lo-fi Detroit dance show on channel 62 in the late '80s and early '90s. It was always on at weird times but I never failed to be mesmerized watching all of my brothers and sisters in their finest shaking it down. Now some of the choice moments are available on YouTube.

If you only get to see one, check out this one:


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Apparently this clip of the new product Brown 25 from Uranus Corp is from the UHF-style movie "The BoobTube' from the 70s, which was a series of strung together vigenttes and mock commercials.
I vaguely remember that movie...

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This pet store offers a "Cat Spa" which is actually more like a car wash for cats. They put a cat into the box which looks kind of like a vending machine, and then all of these jets of water spray the cat. "The pet store told us that cats love it."
This just in: Cats do not love it.

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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

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Well crafted painted hands that look like animals.



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Disturbing Homophobic Christian Rock from a guy with a Freddie Mercury mustache in a pink shirt.
Sounds like somebody's strainin' to do some explainin'.

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Here are some really fucked up pictures of Kirk Douglas who looks a lot like the Crypt Keeper.
The cuteness of him going down the slide at a playground is offset by the stories about him bedding German stewardesses and slapping them when they cry out "I'm A Nazi!"

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One of the Cylons from Battlestar Galactica is (a skin one, not a robot one...I don't know what the point of that would be) going to be in Playboy next month (link is NSFW). While Tricia Helfer is blonde and sexy and all that, she just doesn't do it for me...too bony or cold-looking...something.


More of a Starbuck man myself.

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Thanks David
Thanks Rob
Thanks Dan
Thanks Derek
Thanks Bob
Thanks PJ
Thanks Jeremy

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