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#68 Michel Gondry
You see, Michel Gondry got famous by directing videos for The White Stripes, Massive Attack and Bjork. These are three bands that, at some point in their lives, all white people have thought were cool.

#60 Toyota Prius
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars. In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo. By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD station wagon. But these days, there is only one car for white people. One car that defines all that they love: the Toyota Prius.

The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever. It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.

#51 Living by the water
It is hardly a secret that all white people love being near water. And why wouldn’t they? It has so many of the activities that they love to do: swimming, kayaking, canoing, sailing, and it’s a perfect place to read next to.

But before we move on, let’s not gloss over that last point. White people love to be near a body of water so they can read a book, while sitting nearby. The process of reading is somehow heightened through the process of doing it near some water. Extreme reading!

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Complaint #154
"The Bellagio doesnt have wireless in the hotel rooms. Lame."

Complaint #152
"Why is Barnes and Noble not open? Not everyone has President’s Day off."

Complaint #147
"I really wish the vet would learn to pronounce my cat’s name correctly."

Complaint #139
“Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that my messenger bag is taking FOREVER to be delivered?”

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Thanks Steve
Thanks Maeve a million years ago.

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