Tuesday, March 01, 2011
Charlie Sheen has become the perfect celebrity in my opinion.
I don't really care about him. He was good that one time:
But two decades, an awful sitcom, and a fat paycheck later, something within him has snapped...
...or possibly elevated him to an accelerated life form.
His maniacal mentality makes me firmly believe he is operating at a higher level of functionality than the rest of us.
visit Cats Quote Charlie Sheen
He is bulletproof and indestructible.
He has re-appropriated our language and made it his own.
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He is not Bi-Polar, he is Bi-Winning.
And his constant use of the phrase "Winning" is the ultimate punctuation to a statement.
You say something completely batshit-insane which aggrandizes yourself in a superhuman way.
And then you inform your interviewer (which is everybody listening) that you are "Winning."
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Remember this moment folks.
History is unfolding before our eyes.
He will clearly be dead or Christian soon, and we will be sad.
So cherish this moment while we can.
Remember us Winning.