Monday, February 25, 2008

Stroker Ace 

So the bluebloods in Porchsleeper and Dirt Road Logic have pooled together their talents to pull together a set of Drive By Truckers songs at the Blind Pig this Friday (Leap Day) under the hot-shit fake band name of Stroker Ace.

Stroker Ace

and if you see Eric, ask for "The Blue Cheesy" may not regret it.

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Friday, February 22, 2008

She's in some movie... 

Much Overdue Sco-Jo megapost:

At some thing

What's Up, Chuck?
Chuck is totally hoping to cop a feel, isn't he?

Natalie seems kinda into it, doesn't she? Like Scarlett's like "Oh yeah...European greeting" or "Oh Yeah, I remember the dorms, ha ha!" but Nat's all like "Now's my chance...finally, after months of is the moment." Right guys? Right?


Oh, Miss Scarlett
Incredibly, more here


Thanks Derek
Thanks The Good Lord Almighty In Heaven

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Race Relations 


#68 Michel Gondry
You see, Michel Gondry got famous by directing videos for The White Stripes, Massive Attack and Bjork. These are three bands that, at some point in their lives, all white people have thought were cool.

#60 Toyota Prius
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars. In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo. By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD station wagon. But these days, there is only one car for white people. One car that defines all that they love: the Toyota Prius.

The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever. It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.

#51 Living by the water
It is hardly a secret that all white people love being near water. And why wouldn’t they? It has so many of the activities that they love to do: swimming, kayaking, canoing, sailing, and it’s a perfect place to read next to.

But before we move on, let’s not gloss over that last point. White people love to be near a body of water so they can read a book, while sitting nearby. The process of reading is somehow heightened through the process of doing it near some water. Extreme reading!


The flipside:

Plaid Sallions

Complaint #154
"The Bellagio doesnt have wireless in the hotel rooms. Lame."

Complaint #152
"Why is Barnes and Noble not open? Not everyone has President’s Day off."

Complaint #147
"I really wish the vet would learn to pronounce my cat’s name correctly."

Complaint #139
“Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that my messenger bag is taking FOREVER to be delivered?”


Thanks Steve
Thanks Maeve a million years ago.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

You Liar 

I'm such a sucker for this concept: Take old drawings, postcards and pages from children's books, and then put hi-larious mod phrases up against 'em.





Found at SuperIndustrialLove.


Thanks Cammila

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Look out. 

I want this to be a function in my camera, (kinda like Red Eye Reduction
or Auto-Focus) where every photo has this guy in the background.


Thanks Steve

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Monday, February 04, 2008

A Lot of Sweat Goes into Every Bottle 

The most funniest Sooper Bowl ad:

Longer (slightly less hilarious) version available here.


Thanks comedy.

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Sunday, February 03, 2008

Can actually HAS Cheezeburger!!!11! 


So apparently in Germany (henceforth known as "Awesomeland") you can buy a cheeseburger in a can that you fry up in a frying pan (again, in the can) and after 10 minutes you can eat it, bun and all.

Photos of the actual can, the cooking, and finally and the reveal.

Note: It doesn't look like that in real life, and the photos of the guy eating it might turn you into a vegetarian.


Thanks Dan

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