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aw hell no, what's up, dog?

New Beastie Boys video in my exchange folder (for those in-house)
Everybody else: Here

Bring a sandwich, it takes a while.

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The Visual Thesaurus is a nice bit of scripting...

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This guy works hard all day...he never even takes a break.

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New Ann Arbor band I like: The Clarified Butter.

Great guitar tone, solid playing, and their drummer plays like Elvin Jones and looks like Viggo Mortensen.

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So I'm at the bar last night, and this guy who's in his late 40s with literally the most spectacular mullet-helmet I've ever seen (it was like if you told a seven-year-old to draw what he thinks a mullet should look like...that's what he would come up with) spins his glassy eyes up to me and says "You're a Canuck, right?"

So I said "No, I'm local" and then he stares at me for a second and slurs "Why are you disrespecting me? I asked you a question."

And then I told him "I answered it" and walked away.

What the hell was that all aboot?

That's why I call him a Doosh


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This guy has got a lot to offer.

More than just a silly old dress...

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Steve likes this photo of The Darkness.

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Finally, the truth about Iraq.

Candy left over from halloween,
The unified theory of everything...

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Behold the sixth element: Music Plasma.
I'm not sure what's powering it, but it's got to be the most elaborate Amazon portal I've ever seen.

Vladimir? Is that you?

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Thanks Sara
Thanks Steve
Thanks Mark
Thanks Dan


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Bless the folks at fireflyfans.net for making me look at these pictures of Cordelia Chase from Buffy the Vampire Slayer in Playboy.

Warning: if you click on this link, you will see boobies.
If you are somewhere where you are discouraged from looking at boobies, you should probably not click on this link.

If you have never seen boobies before...well..this is actually a pretty good place to start.


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Ok, anybody who knows me is gonna laugh, but looking at the photo of Charisma Carpenter reminds me of another classic photo:

Please note: The fake pink towel added on the left is mine. and boy was it fun.

Coincidence? Couldn't be.

"I'll be in my bunk."

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Spam Zen for today:

spurting necking puritanic debatable baubles
tithe degrees Latinizers shopper bundled
ranted pulmonary gangs cooler falcon

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This guy has been re-painting the same baseball since 1977.

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Classic:

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the Lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet To get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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After that joke, I may need one of These.

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Detroit blog urban explorers are the coolest:

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I have no idea what's going on.

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Roger Clinton, yo

                                    Roger Clinton

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Much like Martin Luther King, I had a dream last night that Aerosmith was going to play a concert at AMG and since Paul is so involved in Manpower, he got a whole bunch of extra tickets. Since the Manpower guy didn't have any Aerosmith tickets for me he was trying to give me passes to the Penguin House at the Detroit Zoo, but I kept telling him that I saw a penguin show in Tijuana and it put me off of flightless birds forever.
So anyway, Paul and I are in the guts of the building trying to find our way up inside the big concrete amphitheatre when we see (a much younger) Aerosmith warming up on this weird mini-stage. So my Dad and Tawny are there and all of the sudden Aerosmith starts doing this killer version of Megadeth's "Symphony of Destruction" and I can't believe how close we are to the band! Then the stage sort of catapults up into the big amphitheatre and then we can't hear them anymore. So now Paul is gone (with all the Manpower tickets) and my Dad is all bummed at me for not getting tickets from Paul when I had the chance.

Whatev.

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Earl sends an unofficial I.Q. Test.

The "Birthdays" one is bullshit.


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George is the best photographer I know.

Take that Alfie Stieglitz!


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Here is an open directory of elaborate versions of the Star Wars Kid movie.

The Star Wars Kid is a 15-year-old from Quebec who, back in November 2002, was goofing off at a school video studio and recorded himself fighting a mock battle with a golf ball retriever lightsaber. Over two minutes, the video shows the lone, overweight teenager twirling his mock lightsaber ever faster while making his own accompanying sound effects.

Yes, we've all had our dorky, private moments, but this poor kid is living the nightmare of having his private dorkiness projected across the world to giggling Web users. His friends found the tape, and uploaded it to KaZaA as a joke on April 19. Within two weeks, someone had added full Star Wars special effects and sound effects to the tape. Currently, new clone videos are being created at the rate of 1 per day!


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Jump rope for God:

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Thanks Chris

"The prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my little nipples went to France."

Penny and I watched Bruce Almighty last night which was average at best, but there is a sequence where Steve Carell (one of the Daily Show correspondents) is speaking in tongues (thanks to Jim Carey's wacky omnipotence) which had us screaming. We literally had to stop the DVD player so we could start breathing again.

I had hoped to find a clip online, but the internet is lacking.

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More Carell-arity:
Clips from the upcoming film Anchorman:

Will Ferrell talks to the dog.
The dog says he pooped in the fridge.
Will is dumbfounded.

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Eat Nutrigrain.
Feel Great.

Funniest. Thing. Ever.


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This just in: Nickelback sucks.

This is an MP3 of two Nickelback songs jammed together,
and they have the exact same structure and key changes.

It makes the Portuguese sooooo angry.


DataWhat.
Your source for Nickelback bashing


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Just what this world needs.
Another blog.

I will however not be ranting, I plan on only publishing links of humorous interest
...and naked photos of Rory Calhoun

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Okay, click on the chocolate marble cake and then type in the word oompaloompa. No box comes up asking you to type anything, you just have to type it.

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Remember Poochie? Now he's back! And in pog form!

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Cat vs Sun Roof!       Sun Roof 1       Cat 0

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For fans of mother nature showing those puny mortals what-for: I can't wait until The Day After Tomorrow.

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New Loretty.
Soooo good.



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